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"Ya want a regular or super size coke darlin?" I was in Baz Vegas, Essex's own Sin City, and cinema attendant 'Charlee' was serving me at the drinks counter of the Basildon Empire Cinemas branch. Las Vegas has earned its title through its toleration of various forms adult entertainment; Baz Vegas appeared to have gained its epithet as a result of its high beauty crime rates. As I glanced up and answered 'Charlee' that it was a regular coke I was after, I felt honoured to converse with a girl who I could only assume was in training for the London 2012 Olympics, and who next summer, could be adding another gold necklace to her seemingly substantial collection. Such hefty false eyelashes was 'Charlee' wearing, that I surmised Chaz from Baz was a weightlifter and regularly exercises the Snatch, Clean and Jerk lifts 'pon her eyelids. 

I take my hat off to 'Charlee' for mastering the heavyweights in the false eyelashes market. Preferring polished, prim and playful, the falsies I opt for are part of the Mister Mascara Glam Lash Kit. Mascara can often do wonders to highlight pretty peepers and enhance the eyes, but sometimes us girls need a helping hand to achieve luscious lashes. Mister Mascara offers subtle and sumptuous to cater for daytime dainty and nighttime vamp. The LBD of eye make-up, MM falsies exude lashings of glamour and with the inclusive tweezers and adhesive are straightforward to apply to ensure that we flutter with fabulousness day and night. 

Mister Mascara Full Lashes Kit- £9.86

www.mistermascara.com